If the food supply runs out, try trapping or hunting animals. For most people, this won't be easy. If you can't catch any animals, it's time to throw a Donner party.

Andrew Shaffer
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If you're planning on camping and you're just not sure what to do next, don't panic. Instead, put on your thinking caps and try trapping or hunting animals. For most people, this won't be easy. If you can't catch any animals, it's time to throw a Donner party.

A Donner party is basically a total party where people make huge amounts of food and then eat it all at once. This is done for the purpose of survival (although it will probably be an awesome party.) For more details on this topic, check out my article on how to survive if the food supply runs out.

Source: How To Survive A Sharknado And Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters And Mother Nature Attack

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